Ever seen a midget in real life.  It think its one of the funniest things there is.   So I've decided to dedicate a page to having pictures of the vertically-retarded for everyone's viewing pleasure.  And if you are older than 18 and still only 4 feet tall, then i guess it sucks to be you.  And here's a song about midgets written by Jon Allen.

Vertically Challenged:

Midgets are small midgets are round, midgets stand
about four feet from the ground.
    Midgets are tiny midgets are whiny if you laugh at
a midget he'll bite you in your hiney.

  chorus

      If I was a midget man I know that I would say
"I hope I never meet a midget man that is gay."  x2



     Midgets don't have any knee's and their fist are
the size of a pea.
     Midgets have extra large head, but ya'll never see
a midget with dred's.


  chorus

      If I was a midget man I know that I would say
"I hope I never meet a midget man that is gay." x2


Midgets are small and when a midget dies not
many people only small people cry.
        Midgets are small and have feelings too, but not
the size of feelings like me and you.


  chorus x2


There's Black midgets and Asian midgets too, but
there's nothing worse than a short midget Jew.
        I don't like midgets and I hope that you can
tell, if they don't act good they're very short from
hell.

  chorus x2...